Detroit Shock move to Tulsa…nobody cares

A. Isaac Senior Editor

tnshock Detroit Shock move to Tulsa...nobody cares

There was an uproar in Detroit this afternoon when it was announced that the three-time WNBA champion Shock were moving to Tulsa.

And by uproar, I mean, I heard 2 lesbians talking about it at Subway…

Either way, I’d love to show you all their great highlights over the years….but all I could find was breakaway layups

I’d love to show you all the hot women….but all I could find were 6 foot behemoths

I’d love to show you those exhilarating games….but I’d rather fart instead

Alas, I leave you with the greatest moment in Shock history.  The only time they ever deserved attention….when there was a brawl.  I guarantee if these chicks would have slapped on some bikinis and jumped in a mud pit, more people would have gone to their games.

And by more people, I mean me

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