Detroit Shock move to Tulsa…nobody cares

There was an uproar in Detroit this afternoon when it was announced that the three-time WNBA champion Shock were moving to Tulsa.

And by uproar, I mean, I heard 2 lesbians talking about it at Subway…

Either way, I’d love to show you all their great highlights over the years….but all I could find was breakaway layups

I’d love to show you all the hot women….but all I could find were 6 foot behemoths

I’d love to show you those exhilarating games….but I’d rather fart instead

Alas, I leave you with the greatest moment in Shock history.  The only time they ever deserved attention….when there was a brawl.  I guarantee if these chicks would have slapped on some bikinis and jumped in a mud pit, more people would have gone to their games.

And by more people, I mean me

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