Diego Maradona will run naked if Argentina wins World Cup

Argentina soccer legend Diego Maradona has made a promise no one hopes he will keep. If by the “Hand of God”, Argentina can win next month’s world cup, a presumably fat and coked-up Maradona will celebrate naked in the streets of Buenos Aires.

The Argentina coach made the promise during a radio show. The unpredictable Maradona was speaking a day after Argentina defeated Canada 5-0 Monday in its final warm-up match before the World Cup.

You know, I was looking for a team to hate, a team to root against for this year’s tournament. I usually scout well ahead of time, looking for guys who feign injury the most.

But after this, my eye is directly on Argentina. If you care about the people of Buenos Aires at all, especially the children, you’ll join me in my crusade.

That is, unless you want this THING sans clothes, coming in any email forward near you.

Maradona: Will run naked if Argentina wins WCup {AP}

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