
Speaking of cleavage, uh, holy hell Andre Smith.
I mean, I realize you’re an offensive linemen and hitting the buffet 5 or 6 times is actually encouraged…
but seriously…
Did all that food go to your titties?
You’re going to rival fat Philly Mick soon for the “Man tits award”
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