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I wonder what kind of conversations went on when they were thinking of a headline.
Headline assistant: Mitchell report lists Clemens and Pettite, among others
Editor: Too boring, too detailed
Headline assistant: Clemens roids up, records tainted!
Editor: Nah, not catchy enough. I want to stand out from other papers!
Headline assistant: He took it in the butt
Editor: Perfect, no ambiguity there
Thanks for the tip Andy
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