Don’t you dare touch the Olympic torch

Posted by A. Isaac on February 18th, 2010 at 9:49 am

The Olympic torch is a symbol of freedom, of hope, and of integrity. And of course, others may just view it as a good source for a light. Perhaps for a cigarette or their roach?

Don’t you dare try that in front of the Canadian Mounties. They’re tough bastards. Their hats alone are enough to scare a pack of Wild Canadian geese. And if you didn’t think that our friendly neighbors to the north were taking this seriously, this video should give you fair warning. Even Jesus himself is not immune to a little police brutality.

By the way Jesus, next time, use a lighter. It’ll save you $500 bucks and a night in the clink.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.