Drunken spectators storm bullfighting ring; 3 die, 37 injured

On a list of things you should never do in your life, getting drunk and storming a bullfight should probably rank in the top 5.

Three people died and thirty-seven were injured at a Colombian bullfight when spectators jumped into the ring. The “corraleja” as its called in Sabanalarga, Colombia is akin to a party in the stands and some apparently thought that party extended to the ring. Needless to say, when man goes against bull, bull usually wins.

Video is obviously violent. So if you want to avoid seeing someone get gored, it’s best to move on.

Count me amongst those that don’t feel a single bit of remorse for these aholes. Not because I’m some kind of animal activist that wants all beasts to roam the countryside, more so because they’re morons.

If my drunk ass went on a goddamn safari and taunted some lions, then by God, I hope Mufasa tears me limb from limb and leaves my leftovers for the hyenas (preferably the dumb one with the Whoopi Goldberg voice).

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