Duke lacrosse accuser assaults boyfriend

Posted by A. Isaac on February 18th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Crystal Magnum, famous for falsely accusing several Duke lacrosse players of rape, is now facing multiple charges for assaulting her boyfriend.

And of course, by assaulting, we mean she threatened to stab him and burned his clothes. Why anybody would even consider dating this wacko is beyond me. She must be a stripper-extraordinaire…

Her bond was set at $1 million. Mangum has been appointed a public defender and is scheduled to appear in court on Feb. 22.

Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.

Sounds like they’re throwing the book at her. Possibly some payback for that whole “I made up a story and ruined people’s lives debacle?”

Furthermore, I hope to God she’s still not stripping. Not to say that most men have standards when visiting the local gentleman’s club, but looking that “hit-up” in the face will more than likely draw attention to the part of the body men aren’t interested in.

Duke lacrosse accuser charged with attempted murder, arson {WRAL} {Det4Lyfe}

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.