Eric Green sued for sexually assaulting transgendered woman

Usually the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl are a bit dull. Sports fans are generally stuck with mid-season NBA and college basketball. Not exactly the most exciting thing to watch.

But for some reason this week, we’ve had some extremely strange sexually fueled stories. You’ll recall the Greg Oden dong pictures from the other day, the Pete Towshend sexual offender story, and this homosexual slip-up from a hockey announcer, just to name a few.

And now, we may have the oddest. Eric Green, a NFL cornerback who has spent time with the Cardinals and the 49ers is being sued for uh, sodomizing a transgendered woman. By the way, if you’re playing at home, that’s a man who had a penis but got it surgically removed for a newly constructed vagina (yes, I had to look it up)

This has “The Crying Game” written all over it

A transgender New York woman has filed a $10 million lawsuit against a former 49ers cornerback she says forcibly sodomized her last year.

and for the gruesome details if you so choose

“Defendant attempted to have vaginal intercourse with Plaintiff but was not able to do so because her surgically-constructed vagina was too tight,” reads the suit.

Ok, I think I’ve had enough penis and vagina stories for one week. The Super Bowl can’t get here fast enough.

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