Eva Longoria cheats on Tony with a fire hydrant

I have heard of women getting jiggy with washing machines, but a fire hydrant is a new one. Apparently Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, has discovered a new pleasure device.

I never really have thought much of Eva. Seeing her without makeup kinda ruined it for me. But now, for some reason, I am starting to think of her in a whole new light. By the way, her shirt says, “I want more privacy.” Okay, then stop jamming fire hydrants up your ass.

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