Reds fan opts to save money on food at ballpark by eating his boogers

Posted by A. Isaac on July 27th, 2011 at 9:45 am

In these bad economic times, where a beer and a hot dog can reach upwards of $15, this poor fella just wanted a cheap Sunday trip to the ball park. That or he was so distraught by Dontrelle Willis’ inability to throw strokes it gave him temporary dementia.

Some heckling, a Reds victory, and a tasty three course meal? I’d say this guy had a hell of a night.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.