Fat guys dance for the Pistons

Posted by A. Isaac on October 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 am

If you’ve had the pleasure of going to a Pistons game, you’ve seen the lovely ladies of Automotion, the dance team.

tnautomotion Fat guys dance for the Pistons

Needless to say, they provide horny young men like myself a distraction from the play on the court. For some odd reason though, a reason I have yet to figure out, the Pistons decided to trout out fat guys to join them.

They call them the Spare Tires.

And while it might seem funny for all about one second, it gets somewhat pornographic when their man boobies are flopping around everywhere. Trust me, watch these tryouts in the privacy of your own home. And order a salad while you’re at it.

You’ll thank me later.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.