FAT MIKE TYSON

Posted by A. Isaac on December 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am

fatmiketyson FAT MIKE TYSON

These pics of Fat Mike Tyson have been on the internet for awhile. And I guess I understand his plight.

See, I was once a fine tuned machine like Mike. Granted, my athletic peak was sometime in the second grade while Mike was a world championship boxer.

But the end result is still the same.

And Mike, just so you know as I can tell you from experience.

Once you go fat, you never go back.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.