FIVE THINGS MICHAEL STRAHAN WILL BE DOING INSTEAD OF PLAYING FOOTBALL

Posted by A. Isaac on August 27th, 2008 at 7:00 am

5. Trying to convince people he’s not gay…

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4. Going to every New York Jet game as a token of appreciation to Brett Favre giving him the sack record..

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3. Trying to win an Emmy for his splendid acting performance on Best Damn….

2. Spending about a month at the Dentist….

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1. Like most football players before him, try and eventually fail miserably at becoming a Studio Analyst…

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