Former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner selling Arizona home for $5 million

Posted by A. Isaac on November 28th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Former Arizona Cardinals quarterback and current NFL Network analyst Kurt Warner is having trouble selling his $5 million dollar Paradise Valley mansion. So, he’s doing what any normal home owner would do in the same situation. He’s getting desperate.

Warner’s home will appear on HGTV for a holiday special to drum up some interest for the sale. A televised open house if you will. The mansion features 7 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, a gym, a pool, spa, and a theater and billiards room. Pretty much one of the most baller cribs you’ll ever see.

By the way, the previous owner of the home was none other than Hall of Fame second baseman Roberto Alomar. We assume it’s free of any and all saliva now.

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