Former NFL wide receiver Freddie Mitchell on Millionare Matchmaker
A. Isaac If you haven’t heard of or watched the Millionaire Matchmaker, consider yourself one lucky bastard. I realize that there are a number of dumb reality shows on TV, but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that this one is among the worst.
The premise of the show is somewhat comical. Some ugly bitch hooks up millionaires with floozies she finds acceptable. She also doles out advice to these sorry saps as she sees fit.
This brings us to an episode that will air this week with former NFL wide receiver Freddie Mitchell. I know what you’re thinking–Freddie Mitchell is still a millionaire? Well, take it for what it’s worth but they also put former L.A. Clippers center Paul Davis on once and his contact was only worth a few hundred thousand dollars at the time. The “millionaire” tag isn’t necessarily accurate to say the least.
That’s besides the point though. You have to watch this clip to truly understand how dumb this show is. In it, Patti (the ugly bitch) tells Freddie that giving a woman cash and a credit card before they’re married is probably not a good idea.
Apparently, Mr. Mitchell not only lost his football skills in the last few years but his common sense as well.
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