FORMER SPARTAN COACH TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR

No, not Nick Saban, although I wouldn’t be surprised that he’s already thinking about switching jobs.

And no, not John L. Smith because eh, well, he’s one of the biggest morons ever to grace our state.

But 74 year old George Perles is going to make a run at being Michigan’s governor.

Still, Perles said Tuesday that he wants to run for governor, too, and also as a Democrat.

He said he’s forming an exploratory committee, the first step in a bid for governor.

“It was suggested to me by a number of people,” Perles told the Free Press on Tuesday.

I’m not an agist or something but isn’t George a little long in the tooth. By the time he’s finished with his term, Perles will need a tractor to move him out of the governor’s house.

Sorta like how they have those uber-fat people on Oprah that haven’t left the house in 5 years because they can’t get up off their bed. So then they have to cut off the roof and get a crane to lift them out.

I’m by no means calling George fat, just really really big boned’d.

Me, on the other hand, I’m fat.

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