Former Utah Jazz center Robert Whaley arrested with pot in buttocks

Posted by A. Isaac on March 15th, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Former NBA center Robert Whaley is no stranger to the law. In high school he was charged with statutory rape; in junior college he was charged with battery and just a few years ago he was arrested for running a drug house in Michigan. Definitely a sordid past but let’s just say it’s nothing compared to his most recent legal run-in.

Police in Salt Lake County arrested former Utah Jazz center Robert Whaley and found marijuana “between his buttocks,” according to a jail document.

Whaley, 27, had warrants for his arrest for absconding from a probation in Michigan. A police document filed with the Salt Lake County jail says gang detectives stopped a car about 4:30 a.m. Thursday. Whaley was a passenger and was not wearing a seat belt, the document says.

Something doesn’t smell right here and no, its not just your butt Mr. Whaley. If the car was being pulled over and Whaley managed somehow to pull his pants down and insert bags of marijuana in his ass before the cops got there, well then, he should be auditioning for Cirque de Soleil.

But if Whaley normally travels with weed inserted between his cheeks, then he has deeper seated problems than anyone ever thought.

He might also just try creating an alias for himself as opposed to using friends’ names when arrested. He has now been caught twice giving false information to the police.

Whaley identified himself to police as Kareem Johnson, the document says. Apparently, it didn’t fool detectives.

And of course, this famous incident with teammate Deron Williams in 2005

The real trouble came when Whaley and Williams gave fictitious names to Park City police and received misdemeanor citations for providing false information. Whaley also lied to the Jazz about how he received the cut.

Whaley gave his name as “Bobby Williams” while Williams gave “Torrey Ellis.”

The Jazz got smart and got rid of Whaley before he could wreak anymore havoc on their franchise player. And thankfully, Deron Williams has not been caught sodomizing himself with drugs or giving out fake names.

Ex-Jazz center Whaley arrested in Salt Lake County {Salt Lake City Tribune}

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