FREE PIZZA IF LIONS WIN!

Posted by A. Isaac on December 19th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

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They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…..Well, if thats true that I would be full of love instead of being the normal SOB that I am.

Shields Pizza of Michigan is doing all they can to help fans start rooting for the Lions again by offering them a free large pizza.

That’s right folks. If the Lions somehow pull out a miraculous victory this Sunday, you can enjoy a fresh large pizza on the house.

Now all the Lions have to do is stop the best offense in the league.

And call me crazy here but I have a feeling that come Tuesday, my fat ass will be enjoying a Shields Pizza.

Win one for my stomach Lions. Its the least you can do for all the agony you’ve put me through.

H/t: WOI Contributor TimmyG

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.