GENIUS OF THE DAY: ADAM JONES

Posted by A. Isaac on October 9th, 2008 at 8:54 am

jones GENIUS OF THE DAY: ADAM JONES

Give credit where credit is due.

Pacman, er, Adam Jones is staying out of the strip club and taking his act to hotels now.

I, for one, applaud his effort to make himself a changed man.

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Jones got into a fight with one of his security guards at a downtown Dallas hotel on Wednesday morning, according to Dallas police.

Now, supposedly, this isn’t that big a deal. However, a quote from the article I found interesting

A source told ESPN that NFL Security has been notified and is investigating.

Can somebody explain to me who these guys are? NFL Security? Are they like PI’s that follow suspected players and wait for them to get into trouble?

Because if so, I want that job.

“Hey Isaac, can you follow Pacman Jones around for awhile? We think he’s hitting up strip joints again. We’ll give you the company card”

Seriously, Roger Goodell, if there’s a spot open, I’m your man. I’m more than qualified.

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