GIADA, RACHEL, OR PADMA?

Posted by A. Isaac on June 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

If there’s two things I love in this world its women and food.

Well, technically, there’s three because I love buffets but I think we can just include that with food.

Anyways, today, instead of a head to head battle we’ve decided to tackle this one Ménage à trois style…

Giada De Laurentiis-Food Network Chef

She’s Italian, she can cook, she looks great in a bathing suit. Her one downfall might be her big noggin.

Rachel Ray-Food Network Chef

I’m a bit biased towards chicks that have some junk in the trunk. But man, that raspy voice of hers can get annoying over time.

Padma Lakshmi-Top Chef Host

Uh, I wasn’t aware that Padma took pics like these until I looked her up. Pretty sure this might push her over the top with sex starved computer geeks.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.