Gilbert Arenas fills you in on his women classification system

Gilbert Arenas gave us a glimpse into his sex life today with his Twitter avatar. No, the picture was not graphic in nature but it was rather vulgar in context.

Here’s the accompanying tweets.

My new avi is how my bbm is set up so to all my ladies. Figure out where u are!! haha

For my new Victims those are the categories so let me know where u want to be placed!!like Harry Potter”sweetie u are now a HUFFLEPUFF lol

And here is the avatar (Arenas has since taken it down).

To the one lady whom Arenas respects, my hat’s off to you ma’am. You’re either an upstanding citizen of high moral fiber or you’re so incredible in the sack that Agent Zero had no choice but to give you his respect. Judging from his other classifications, I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s the latter.

J.E. Skeets [Twitter]

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