Posted by A. Isaac on September 29th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Gloria Estefan was due to perform during halftime of the Dolphins-Jets game on Sunday. But she ran into a rather large problem. The door to her suite wouldn’t open. And instead of destroying a luxury suite by dismantling the door, Estefan instead decided to jump over to the next suite.
You’d think a minority owner would get better service than this.
“What’s that again? Miami Fire Marshall on line #1?”
Tell him the words, *er*, the door got in the way (lame Miami Sound Machine reference).
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