GOLFER WITH ONE EYE, ONE ARM GETS HOLE-IN-ONE

Posted by A. Isaac on April 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am

onearm 1 GOLFER WITH ONE EYE, ONE ARM GETS HOLE IN ONE

He told the Western Morning News: ‘I was stunned. I was a hole-in-one virgin up to then.

‘I took up golf some time after my accident and have only ever played with one arm.’

Mr Perrin, who plays off a handicap of 28, went on to win the game after using his ‘lazy seven iron’ to hit the miraculous 160-yard shot.

Read the whole story here

WTF dude?

With all due respect to the segment of the population with one arm and one eye, this is complete BS.

I’ve got two functional arms, two eyes and a huge schlong and I can’t do that.

Yes, I realize that the last part has nothing to do with playing golf, I just wanted to let all the readers know how big it is…

That’s all…Carry on with your day

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.