GOLFER WITH ONE EYE, ONE ARM GETS HOLE-IN-ONE

He told the Western Morning News: ‘I was stunned. I was a hole-in-one virgin up to then.
‘I took up golf some time after my accident and have only ever played with one arm.’
Mr Perrin, who plays off a handicap of 28, went on to win the game after using his ‘lazy seven iron’ to hit the miraculous 160-yard shot.
WTF dude?
With all due respect to the segment of the population with one arm and one eye, this is complete BS.
I’ve got two functional arms, two eyes and a huge schlong and I can’t do that.
Yes, I realize that the last part has nothing to do with playing golf, I just wanted to let all the readers know how big it is…
That’s all…Carry on with your day

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