Gorilla picks Super Bowl winner

Posted by A. Isaac on February 5th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Not to be outdone by Punxsutawney Phil and his lame prediction of 6 more weeks of winter, a gorilla from the Fort Worth Zoo has picked the Saints to win the Super Bowl.

If you don’t think this is hard hitting stuff, let me tell you, you’re way off base.

Gorillas are smart creatures. In fact, I could make a very compelling argument that the Fort Worth gorilla is smarter than 90% of woman who will watch the game Sunday. And at the very least, the gorilla won’t talk during the game and only eats bananas.

Cheap date!

(the above statement is in no way a reference to my lovely wife who watches one football game a year)

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.