Gorilla picks Super Bowl winner
A. Isaac Not to be outdone by Punxsutawney Phil and his lame prediction of 6 more weeks of winter, a gorilla from the Fort Worth Zoo has picked the Saints to win the Super Bowl.
If you don’t think this is hard hitting stuff, let me tell you, you’re way off base.
Gorillas are smart creatures. In fact, I could make a very compelling argument that the Fort Worth gorilla is smarter than 90% of woman who will watch the game Sunday. And at the very least, the gorilla won’t talk during the game and only eats bananas.
Cheap date!
(the above statement is in no way a reference to my lovely wife who watches one football game a year)
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