
That was the headline I saw this morning. I thought it was a joke but apparently Greg Oden can’t walk from here to there without breaking a foot…
A Trail Blazers spokesman said Oden suffered a mid-foot sprain. X-rays were inconclusive. He will return to Portland for an MRI on Wednesday.
What’s the over/under on the number of seasons Greg Oden actually plays before he’s in a wheelchair.
At this rate, he’ll be lucky to see the 2010 NBA season.
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