Free Southern chicken today at McDonald’s

Customers who buy a large or medium drink today at any McDonald’s in the United States can get a free, full-size Southern-style chicken biscuit or chicken sandwich.
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I don’t think you guys realize how important this news is….
Hard hitting stuff right there….I hope tomorrow to find out what how many rats ran out of the local Taco Bell.
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