HEIDI MONTAG HAS BIG MELONS

Posted by A. Isaac on August 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

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See, thats what I like to call a play on words. Nice work Heidi. I have no idea who the douche is next to you, but the fact he isn’t looking at your “melons” makes me question his sexuality…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.