Hideki Matsui is unreal

Posted by A. Isaac on November 5th, 2009 at 10:15 am

Was Hideki Matsui hitting off a tee last night? Sure looked like that from the comfort of my couch. He was in Pedro’s head right off the bat and Charlie Manuel probably wishes he had a base open to walk him the second time around.

All in all, I’ll eat my words. I thought this one was going 7.

And while I don’t like the Yankees at all, I respect some of their players. Key being “some”. Jeter and Rivera are warriors. But I can’t, I just can’t feel happy for a guy like Alex Rodriguez. He cheats, he’s a beeyotch, and he has paintings of himself as a centaur

Here’s some Zapruder film of the last out. I’m sure it will get taken down because the MLB believes people will profit from a piddly youtube video.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.