HOW TO BE A LOSER: THE MARIO MANNINGHAM EDITION

Posted by A. Isaac on April 9th, 2008 at 8:08 am

DO THE WORM AS YOUR TEAM HIKES THE BALL……

TAUNT FANS AT OPPOSING STADIUMS….

and finally…..

FLUNK DRUG TESTS SO YOUR STOCK DROPS IN THE DRAFT

After hiring an agent, however, Manningham showed up in better physical condition at his pro day and ran considerably faster. He also distributed a letter to NFL team officials admitting that he “wasn’t straightforward” during team interviews at the Combine, had failed two drug tests while at the University of Michigan and apologized for any confusion he caused as a result of being “nervous and scared.”

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Even Charles Rogers thinks you’re stupid Mario…..

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.