Howard Stern will host the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pagaent

Four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses have agreed to participate in Howard Stern’s beauty pageant. We’re not sure which specific ones are competing yet but its a good bet they are the ones hard up for money.

Apparently, AshleyMadison.com is putting up a 100,000 prize to the winner.

The prize money for Mr Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair”.

Unfortunately, due to a settlement agreement with Woods, it doesn’t appear Rachel Uchitel will be in the lineup. Considering she’s the one that’s actually hot, this is quite a disappointment. I’d rather not be treated to the Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James and pancake waitresses of the world.

Speaking of Joslyn James, if she is part of this foursome, it might be one of the greatest psychological recoveries in recent memory. Just last week, Gloria Allred and her had a tearful press conference following the Tiger Woods statement. She begged for an apology and said she loved him.

Let’s see how much she loves him when 100k is on the line. At the rate most porn stars go, that’s at least 4 or 5 double penetration flicks she can skip out on.

Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest {Times Online}
Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant: Howard Stern’s $100,000 Contest {Huffington Post}

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