IF YOU’RE GAY, YOU PLAY

Apparently being hot and heterosexual will get you benched when Sue Guevara is behind the pine.

According to a lawsuit filed by a former player, she was asked to stop wearing makeup and basically stop acting heterosexual. And apparently this was not a first offense for Guevara as she was doing it at her former coaching job at UM

Heike’s suit alleges that while Guevara was head coach at U-M, certain players who left the team cited Guevara’s invasion of their personal lives, “such as being upset because they wore make-up or tight clothing or otherwise acted in a feminine way.”

Damn shame that hot women are getting the shaft these days. I mean, shouldn’t womens basketball do everything in their power to keep promote chicks like Brooke Heike.

God knows I’d rather stare at her than I don’t know, Lisa Leslie or Rebecca Lobo or something.

Hell, they should put those women in mini-skirts and tank tops. Maybe then, more than 6 people would watch their games

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