Michelle Wie was obviously distracted when she forgot to sign her scorecard. So what on earth was she thinking about.
Guyism breaks into the mind of the 18 year old and wonders,
What was Michelle thinking?
“Hmm? This Golf Club sorta feels good there…”

“I hope people aren’t looking at my FUPA…”

“I should smoke weed all the time…”

“Why play golf when I could be Wonder Woman…”

“I can see it now, first woman in the Major Leagues…”

“Can you slide your hand up a little higher?…”

“Dad, stop ogling Natalie Gulbis”

“Is it ok to pee over here?”…

“Perfect time to audition for Dancing with the Stars…”

“These Girls aren’t even worth my time…”

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