Interlude: Conspiracy!

NHL: Canadian writer claims the NHL extended the Wings/Pens series
TENNIS: Ivanovic officially takes over at No. 1
TENNIS: Happy birthday, Anna Kournikova!
HORSE RACING: Big Brown trainer pins blame on jockey
MLB: Clemens also took Viagra to enhance performance
MLB: Lawsuit over Griffey’s 600th home run ball?
MLB: State’s bid to buy Wrigley Field goes down on strikes
NFL: Bills’ Lynch has eye surgery, mum on hit-and-run
NFL: T.O. missed random drug test, says ‘no big deal’
NASCAR: Former official sues NASCAR over harassment claims
BOXING: Hatton declines September bout with De La Hoya

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