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SOCCER: Free beer for every red card at EURO 2008
SOCCER: MLS investigating fan’s racial slur at game
NFL: Bridget Moynahan: I didn’t plan on being a single mom
NFL: Former Texan Steve Foley charged after dog attack
MiLB: Texas woman wins a free funeral at baseball game
AFFLICTION: Trump to buy into Affliction promotion
WEC: Faber, Pulver, Maeda get six-month medical suspensions
NBA: MJ seeks no-contact order against Pa. woman
NBA: Wizards’ Blatche arrested on auto charges
NBA: League to auction game-worn jerseys during finals

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