Interlude: Oh no!

MISL: Major Indoor Soccer League shuts down
CYCLING: One killed after drunk driver plows into bike race (with picture)
NBA: Flip Saunders fired by Pistons
PGA: Tiger says he doesn’t care about Stanley Cup finals
OLYMPICS: Mentally impaired barred as part of Games’ limits
OLYMPICS: Michael Johnson to return Olympic relay gold medal
MLB: MLB loses fantasy sports legal appeal
MLB: Bartman on hook again? Alou says he had ’03 ball
NFL: Pacman given permission to join Cowboys’ workouts
NFL: LB Thurman faces indefinite suspension after drug test
WWE: Vince McMahon giving away $1 million each week
WTF: Newest club drug: Preparation H

on 205th recommends: STEROID NATION

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