Interlude: Slobberknocker

MLB: Astros’ Chacon reportedly throws GM to ground
SOCCER: Ruskies win girls for goals
TENNIS: Wimbledon vows not to shoot any more pigeons
NHL: League suspends Ducks owner Samueli indefinitely
NFL: League looking into arrest of Broncos’ Marshall
HORSE RACING: Trainer Dutrow faces ban for horse’s positive test
NBA: N.Y. Judge concerned about NBA’s case vs. Donaghy
NBA: Hornets guard charged with flashing loaded gun
OLYMPICS: Chinese break bikini-clad Olympic rings world record
HMMM: God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church

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