Interlude: Sure, whatever

NFL: TO says he turned down Dancing With The Stars
NFL: Jessica Simpson wears Dallas Cowboys hat amidst split rumors
NFL: Pacman Jones paying Las Vegas gambling debt, lawyer says
NHL: Want to buy an octopus? Let’s see some ID first
GBL: Independent team deals pitcher for 10 maple bats
NBA: Charles Barkley settles debt with casino
ELITEXC: EliteXC boss responds to Dana White’s comments
MLB: Baker, Girardi, Joyner suspended after arguments
HORSE RACING: Big Brown’s earnings to help NY policeman’s family
NASCAR: Tony Stewart makes offer to Indy winner
CELEB: Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards: ‘I hope you die of cancer’

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