Interlude: Unlikely

NFL: Pacman wants to become the next Deion Sanders
NFL: Ex-steroid dealer who met with NFL found dead
NFL: Owens said Parcells is out of touch with players
NFL: Ex-grocery clerk gets jail time for NFL stadium hoax
NFL: Jags’ Sensabaugh arrested for wheelies on motorcycle
MLB: Widow turns down Mets’ aid because her husband was a Yankees fan
MLB: Zell says Cubs and Wrigley sale proceeding
HORSE RACING: Big Brown won’t run on steroids
HORSE RACING: Big Brown vs. Curlin matchup could fetch $5 million
BOXING: Ex-champ Holyfield mired in financial crisis
NBA: Harrah’s barred from taking bets on NBA Finals
NBA: Governors make friendly wager on outcome of NBA championship
OLYMPICS: Watchdog warns of risks to media, Chinese staff

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