Is Rachel Ray hot?

Posted by A. Isaac on November 15th, 2007 at 12:01 pm

Before you make your decision, consider this:

Any woman who can cook that well is automatically bumped up 1-2 points on a ten point scale. Therefore, if you thought she was a 5-6 before, she is now in the 6-8 range.

This applies to fugly chicks too like Martha Stewart. Martha is a zero on my scale but because she can cook and clean, she is about a 2. However, she does lose about a half point for stealing peoples money and being thrown in the slammer. Somehow, that just isnt attractive.

So, what’s the verdict?

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.