Is your significant other sleeping with Tiger Woods? Take the quiz
A. Isaac 
Tiger’s been on a tear the last few years….and not just on the golf course. At last count, there were 11, although we hear he’s trying to get to even par by the end of the week.
With the laundry list of women coming forward, are you scared that your wife or girlfriend has been getting some of Eldrick on the side?
1. Was my wife/girlfriend born between 1949-1989? (1 point)
(If yes, please move on to Question 2. If no, disregard this survey, your signficant other is safe from Tiger’s sexual wrath)
2. Has my wife/girlfriend suddenly taken a strange interest in golf? (2 points)
3. Is my wife/girlfriend’s name Jamie? (3 points)
4. Is my wife/girlfriend a cocktail or IHOP waitress? (5 points)
5. Has my wife/girlfriend ever made a suprise and unscheduled trip to places like Augusta National? (7 points)
6. Does my wife/girlfriend pump her fist annoyingly after every good thing that happens? (8 points)
7. Have I ever caught my wife/girlfriend sexting with a “TW” in her phone? (10 points)
8. Is my wife/girlfriend a porn star or has she done any amateur porn? (12 points)
9. Do I have a son or daughter that looks slightly Cablinasian? (15 points)
10. Has my wife/girlfriend ever gotten irate phone calls from an angry Scandanavian woman in the middle of the night? (20 points)
Perfect Score 83: Not only is Tiger doing your wife/gf as we speak, that little tyke you’ve been calling “son” isn’t yours
70-82: He’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah
49-69: Its time to get answers about those multiple trips to Vegas to visit her friend Rachel
20-48: She’s not a hooker per se, but she probably gives sexual favors to your buddies when you’re not around
1-19: Outside of your wife being a waitress who does amatuer porn on your home webcam, you’re in the clear
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