It’s a miracle, Jay Cutler can walk!

In the history of armchair quarterbacking, I’m not sure anybody has received quite the vitriol that Jay Cutler has in the last week. After it was announced that Cutler tore his MCL, many so-called experts came forward and said that the injury would have never kept them from playing in the championship game. Because, you know, we all needed to see Cutler laying on the ground with his leg bent like Joe Theisman to believe the injury was real.

So it makes sense that there’s a been a media explosion over this TMZ video of Jay Cutler walking with his girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari. Let me try to explain this to people who have an IQ south of 100. He’s had about 5 days since the leg was injured. He’s probably so hopped up on Vicodin and anti-inflammatories that he’s not even aware he has functional appendages right now. Beyond that, a torn MCL doesn’t render you incapacitated. There’s a difference between taking a leisurely stroll on Rodeo drive and trying to plant and throw on a shitty field with 11 men on the other side of the ball who are trained to kill you.

So please, for the love of God, end the Jay Cutler bashing.

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