Jamie Jungers wins Howard Stern’s Tiger Mistress Pageant

Furthering the notion that prostitution, sleaziness, and downright immorality are highly valued in this country, Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods mistress pageant held by Howard Stern.

As a result, Jungers walked away with a ring custom designed by Steven Singer Jewelers which features a 3-carat round black diamond in the center with another half carat in diamonds around it.

Making for quite the pleasant moment, Jamie also was bestowed a handsome $100,000 in cash prizes.

Jungers edged out Loredana Jolie Ferriolo and Jaimee Grubbs for the win. It’s going to be quite a resume builder for her. No doubt, she’ll parlay her new found popularity with a reality series and dare I say, a porn career.

I’ve always held the belief that if you’re going to be a whore at night, you might as be one during the day and get paid. No reason to do that stuff for free. It’s a tough economy out there and you gotta make ends meat somehow.

So for all the young ladies out there who are furthering their education and trying to make a better living for themselves…STOP. Die your hair blond, buy some mini-skirts and skank it up with the nearest athlete. You’re guaranteed to make some decent money down the road.

Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Mistress Beauty Pageant {Celebrity Gossip}

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