Jamie-Lynn Sigler nabs Mark Sanchez

When Turtle from Entourage hooked up with hottie Jamie-Lynn Sigler, it gave hope to every unattractive, pudgy guy out there that there was indeed a God. Unfortunately for Turtle and for ugly men everywhere, they broke up a year later. Consequently, my faith has been shaken to the core and not even a passionate speech from a college grad will be able to restore it.

So now Sigler finds herself in a bit more esteemed company as she’s been seen with Jets QB Mark Sanchez. Feel free to label Sigler a cradle robber as she’s five years his senior. Personally, I’d call her a jersey-chasin’ gold digger but I have a feeling her monthly royalty check from The Sopranos nullifies that theory.

As for Sanchez, dude is a straight-up pimp. From Kristin Cavallari to Jamie-Lynn Sigler in a matter of a few months? No wonder he didn’t want to take Pete Carroll’s advice and stay in school.

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