Jared Allen chops the mullet

Posted by A. Isaac on May 26th, 2010 at 9:39 am

Sadly, the greatest mullet in sports has been chopped. In preparation for his upcoming nuptials, the Vikings Jared Allen has decided to clean himself up. I have no idea what kind of relationship he’s in but letting a woman dictate that kind of stuff before you get married is a recipe for disaster. Allen certainly didn’t help his cause with this quote

“The things men do for love,” Allen said.

UGH…Might as well become a eunuch

Allen did give mullet lovers some hope that it would return. I’m not as optimistic.

Via Twitter

The mullet was trimmed for the wedding but the Moolay is more than just some hair, its a lifestyle! You gotta keep a positive Mullitude….

A sad day indeed folks, it’s like the terrorists have won. As a tribute to Allen, let us remember what his mullet once was.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.