Jared Allen loves punching dudes in the weiner

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen shoots straight from the hip. He rarely holds back when he has something to say, even if it might offend people.

And frankly, I’m offended that he uses the following words for the male anatomy. This is a direct quote from Allen after he was caught on film punching an opponent in the junk.

“Ray is obviously a former teammate and friend of mine. I told him before the snap that he’s known for blowing up the long snapper on the field goal,” Allen said.”

“So I told him: ‘You run me over here, I’m going to punch you square in your wiener, dude.’”

See what he did there folks? He took an otherwise awful thing like punching someone in the nuts and turned it into a funny. Oh, haha, Jared Allen punched a dude in the weiner you guys, that’s hilarious.

Let me tell ya, if that’s Ndamukong Suh, the headline would read, “Suh castrates offensive lineman, leaves him unable to bear children.”

Yep, double standard.

Here’s the video in case you haven’t seen it.

Jared Allen explains punching Ray Edwards “square in the wiener” [PFT]

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