Jerry Johncock needed a catheter
A. Isaac 
I swear to you I’m not making this story up…
Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Michigan needed to borrow a catheter to finish a marathon he had entered in.
I’m sure there is a joke here….You know Johncock and catheter and not being able to urine. I just can’t find one.
Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about 21 miles into Sunday’s race because a blood clot prevented him from urinating. The aid station had no catheter, but a spectator stepped forward to offer Johncock a catheter he had in his car.Aides helped insert the catheter and Johncock went on to finish in a little over 5 hours 22 minutes.
By the way, how lazy does this make you feel? An 81 year old guy runs a marathon and has a catheter in his weener…and he finishes. I have trouble walking to my car in the morning
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