Jerry Johncock needed a catheter

Posted by A. Isaac on October 9th, 2009 at 8:18 am

catheter 1 Jerry Johncock needed a catheter

I swear to you I’m not making this story up…

Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Michigan needed to borrow a catheter to finish a marathon he had entered in.

I’m sure there is a joke here….You know Johncock and catheter and not being able to urine. I just can’t find one.

Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about 21 miles into Sunday’s race because a blood clot prevented him from urinating. The aid station had no catheter, but a spectator stepped forward to offer Johncock a catheter he had in his car.Aides helped insert the catheter and Johncock went on to finish in a little over 5 hours 22 minutes.

By the way, how lazy does this make you feel? An 81 year old guy runs a marathon and has a catheter in his weener…and he finishes. I have trouble walking to my car in the morning

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.