Jersey Shore’s Sammi “Sweetheart” is a former college athlete

As everyone is, we here at Guyism are all about MTV’s new show Jersey Shore. Yelling, fake tans, obnoxious girls getting a right hook to the face…what more can you possibly want? How about this…the hottest chick on the show, Sammi “Sweetheart” is actually a former college soccer player. Hooray for for sexy Italian athletes!

See her William Paterson roster page here

So if you’re looking for a girl to hook up with your friend in the same night as you, as happened on the first installment of Jersey Shore with Mike “The Situation” being ditched by Sammi for Ronnie, who can also pass off a serviceable corner kick, congratulations! We’ve found your dream girl.

I don’t know what’s more surprising…that you can start on a soccer team for three years with your only stat being an assist or that someone in the cast of Jersey Shore has a college degree. With such eloquent prose such as, “If you’re not a Guido, get the f*ck out of my face,” one would be hard pressed not to think that the powers that be at William Paterson are brimming with pride.

[Barstool Sports]

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