July 13, 2010 12:00 pm

Jessica Simpson really likes her new boyfriend

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Remember when John Mayer said Jessica Simpson was a freak in the sack. More explicitly “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…”

Well, John Mayer sir, you were probably right.

Jessica Simpson and new boyfriend, former NFL TE Eric Johnson were boating in Italy and Simpson had to restrain herself by just dry humping him in front of photogs.

This gives a whole new meaning to PDA. We’re willing to give her a little break, because after all, Simpson did turn 30. I can’t imagine how hard her biological clock is ticking. Actually, just thinking about that makes me scared for the future of mankind. We’ll have kids running around thinking chicken is processed in tuna cans.