John Kruk eating ribs made Matt Cain’s daughter unhappy

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Here’s a picture of John Kruk eating ribs and Matt Cain’s unhappy daughter. I’d like to think these two moments are related. I mean, didn’t all of us die a little when Kruk sent rib after rib into his gut? I know I did.

So I feel your pain little one. No one under five should have been subjected to that. Your dad did you a disservice. And the FTC, a group whose job is to censor us from these unsightly images, failed us.

America, we’re all losers today.