Karina Smirnoff wants Tim Tebow on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Posted by A. Isaac on January 17th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

The Tim Tebow news cycle continues despite the rather embarrassing Broncos defeat last weekend. Karina Smirnoff of ABC’s, Dancing with the Stars, wants the fleet of foot quarterback for the show.

“All I want for my birthday is for Tim Tebow to dance on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’” said Smirnoff. She then went on to say that as a New York native, she is a Jets fan, first. But, like many Americans, she was rooting for the Denver Broncos yesterday. “Tim Tebow played so hard,” Smirnoff said, “and I know that so many fans all across the country are so proud of him!” With the Broncos and the Jets out of contention, she is now rooting for the New York Giants.

Let me break this whole thing down for you. Smirnoff just broke up with Brad Penny and is looking to bang pretty much any athlete with a functional penis. If that happens to be a virgin Tim Tebow, so be it. If it happens to be a New York Giant, again, so be it.

You might say that’s a bit harsh, calling Smirnoff out like that. But allow me to respond with the following.

NO SELF-RESPECTING JETS FAN SWITCHES THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO THE GIANTS! ONLY STUPID, FRONT-RUNNING JERSEY CHASERS DO THAT!

That is all, carry on.

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